Parody: Soobs

Okay so I couldn't resist it and decided to have a go at our local community pro-nazi economical communist who actually has Space Marine implants somewhere in his nether regions. No good at parody-ing but hope you're at least mildly amused by it soobs.

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I NEARLY failed my economics test last time round. Which, come to think of it isn't really anything shocking by now. THE Leman Russ tank is near completion!! But forget that. Mass Effect 2 is my life now. MY LIFE!!!




Maybe that was a lie.




Just like this cake. It WAS a lie.

I amazingly did better (yes, you saw it, BETTER) this time round in econs than I did the previous. And same goes for maths, which as you all already know, is yet another lie. But this society dictates that we need maths, and as much as I fucking "love" maths (c'mon read IN BETWEEN the lines people), society worships maths! Society worships democracy when its anarchy in disguise.


But the worst part is, society worships capitalism!! The fools. Its a vampiric tool used to suck the people of whatever little we've managed to fill our pockets with, to fill THEIR own pockets. VAMPIRES!!! A stake in your heart, it shall be!


So in short,

Maths is a lie

Democracy is a lie



And no lie is bigger than capitalism



Period.



Anywhoosels the Leman Russ tank is near completion. Haven't uploaded pics yet as a little smear happened while working on the paintjob and I'm working on it. Never had nimble fingers anyway. But I try to.




Okay. Back to Mass Effect 2. Round 2. Later.

The Smell of Hell....

...should basically consists of several sessions involving anatomy, physiology, pharmacology, histology, pathology, microbiology, biochemistry, psychology (yes we have to do that too...) and...what did I forget? Ah yes, genetics. Not to mention Law units (or rather only the relevant parts/sections of it), ethics, professional development...its an exhaustive list. Oh and did I mention that are a chockful of assignments to boot? Man, I'm starting to love MBBS. Hmm....

Okaaayyyy so the seniors (and all the countless doctors, past and present) have made it through and lived to tell the tale and even made a huge difference to their communities so yeah how bad can it be eh?

One things for sure though, I'm gonna get my ass worked off like never before. Which is something my ass has never really gone through before.

You may have heard this from me before, but the internet in the hostel is absolutely marvellous. To a point when you'll feel like trashing it out the window 24 floors down. The only other problem being that I only live on the 4th floor. Not that its a problem per se but dropping things from only the 4th floor leaves more to be desired. But then again you can't drop anything you can't hold. So there. Uni internet roxx. Its my 3rd home now.

On a brighter note, I've made quite a number of good people in the (takes deep breath) Tan Sri Jeffrey Cheah School of Medicine, and Health Sciences. Which I'll henceforth refer to as just "School" (or med school, if I decide to be specific) merely for the sake of being reader (and type-r) friendly. So yeah I mention the school and not just the course as they come from MBBS and Pharmacy, and uhm just one from Psycho/Business. And the school has many coughcutecough girls too =P. Hey there would be something wrong with me if I didn't put that in somewhere now, eh?

So yeah transition camp which is for the med school people has been a blast and has essentially become the platform of meeting new people, as there will be essentially no time (or less time, rather) to hang out and chill. Its whole day in the library yo.

So thats it for now. And once again apologies to Soobs for not being able to join the parody game as my creative juices has been drained completely. Almost.

So before continuing the path to Hades' luxurious mansion (in no relation to Lightning Thief, however coincidental, or not, it may be) I just wanna tell any of you reading this to think carefully and not get yourself in to a lifetime of working your ass off...



But hey its not to say I'm dreading it, I just need to adjust....

Talk about meaningless

Can't believe I just spent the last 40 mins or so just poring through flames in GameFAQS forums regarding the (supposedly gimped) Adept class in Mass Effect 2.









Ed Note: I know it looks like something people would put in their Twitter but I was a bit lazy to do so.

I gotta feeling...

that tonight's *not* gonna be a good night.




Anyway the worse feeling that I (that's just me) have experienced the past 3 months is....



NOT heartbreak.





NOT losing anything valuable.





NOT being yelled at





its when I've exhausted all the games I have and am left with virtually nothing to play and too much time on my hands. Dammit.


The good stuff this year is only gonna be out mainly in march-april.


At least Mass Effect 2 was really good stuff. 2 playthroughs x 30 hours = 60 hours. Might play it again after a breather. Insanity difficulty maybe.








This goes to show how desperate I am to start uni life as this is all I have to say of life at this point of life. sigh

Jump up high, fall straight down through a thin ice path and FREEZE

To sum up what happened in recent days

1) I got something I wanted.

2) I went for a freezing trial and I got frozen with little resistance. Sad eh?

3) Thankfully, I managed to claw my way out of the ice cage and into a relaxing sauna.




And like you see in some movie/game reviews....







****SPOILER ALERT****








Okay so the real events were...

1) Not telling. lalalala....

2) ASEAN scholarship interview which...well lets just say I gained more *during* the interview than what I could gain *after* it. Geddit?

3) Okay so I got an offer elsewhere and I've accepted it.









****MORE SPOILERS ALERT!!!****








1) Still NOT telling. lalalala....

2) Okay fine so I got frozen solid in the interview. Some may wonder how an icy person can get frozen even further. But yeah, its just the way interviews are. No sour grapes though.

3) The offer is from Monash Sunway campus.









****FINAL SPOILERS ALERT!!! TURN AWAY IF YOU WANT AN AUTHENTIC EXPERIENCE!!!!****








1) Fine...its a PSP. No surprises.

2) So the guy shot down my lack of passion (which is true), he sort of..."revealed" the backbiting nature that exists with extreme competition (DAMN RIGHT THERE!!!) and etc etc etc. I have a knack of forgetting insignificant details. Only the 2 aforementioned ones were of significant value. No sour grapes...wait did I just say that. Anyway he didn't personally attack me unlike what some interviewers would do and he even said "have fun" after I thanked him, and before I left. o.O not the words I'd expect after an extreme-freeze session. But oh well...humans can be interesting heh.

3) So yeah off to MBBS @ Monash University Sunway campus. Slowly it'll be the end of games...then the end of a relationship...and then end of social life...and then reclaim all these in the later stage of career. Supposing I get through it.










1 month to the beginning of the end leading to a new beginning. With a lot of thorns, hellfires, and whatnot in between. Phew...

New beginnings

Hello 2010

and happy new year all.

Thats all I've to say as I'm beat.

And all I know of 2010 this moment is that its going to be new. (duh)

Later.

Time for miracles.

And a miracle it was.

To those who know my Year 12 result, know that its indeed, a miracle.

More than just the overall ranking score itself, how I did in one particular subject stunned me, and others, more than anything else. Dwarfing all other just-as-worthy achievements impeccably.

It was something so unprecedented, so shocking, even, that it can be declared a miracle.


Anyway, now that results are done and dusted, time to get back to sleep and gaming all I can before the time of endless, sleepless nights torment me the rest of my life. For real.


And I'd appreciate any info on a PSP, its pricing, best deals, etc that you know of. Might have to switch gaming approach from heavy mainstream gaming to lite, quick-fix gaming, in light of aforementioned sleepless nights.

Some of you may actually know my REAL reason of getting a PSP....

supposing I even decide to get one.

I'm just considering, bummer.

Wonder how it'd feel like the day my gaming life ends.

Miserably.