Astalavista 'migo

Gonna make this short.





Bye bye Mr Hussein. Hope God has mercy on you, but then again, his resume' doesn't look to bright. So, what exactly happens to him is, well, you get the picture.







Don't know what I'm talking about?










He's 6 feet underground.
(Not in any of his secret underground passageways, but in pure, dirt.)

(The homecoming preparation, how ostentatious)

Got a noose 'round his neck as his final "homecoming".


Well I'm sure all (or rather, most) of you would've already known this, but I thought to just give my thoughts rants on this. Now, if any of you reading this (if ANY at all) are were actually supporters of the aforementioned corpse (officially, he is one now) don't take the piss on me, this is all just my own opinion. And you have yours. So there. In any case, he scores top marks for "acquisition" of infamy throughout his poor-excuse-for-a life. Blablabla. I can accurately guess that n.o.n.e of my adored readers are gonna be interested in his dark life.



I did say I wanna make this short right?
Fine, I'll stop here for now.

Oh, and do pardon the sadism exuded. Its part of who I am. But more importantly, its part of what sustains this so-called blog. Cheers.

Folded earth. Broken glass. Shredded lines. Relieving "paycheck"

For those of you who are still in the dark (literally), a blasted earthquake occured in southern Taiwan. It seemed like just any other earthquake. However what makes it absolutely "remarkable" is that it brings along with it a consequence much more damnable than the blasted rains in JB



(damaged.underground.fibre.optics.)


meaning :











EXTREMELY SCREWY
INTERNET LINES
WHICH WORKSCEASE FUNCTION
85% OF THE TIME
















doesn't get any better worse than this, doesn't it?






Well, with all due respect to the victims of the earthquake, which must've been a terrifying experience for them no doubt.




But to have the damn fibre optics broken in shreds means that most net users around Asia Pacific are practically living in the dark!!!
(at least I'm living in the dark anyway)

(Well, just exactly how was my reaction eh? Only one guess. xD)

Regardless. D-Day turned from "Dooms Day" to "Delightful Day" after receiving my supposedly dreaded and terrorizing results. Lets just say that the "paycheck" I got (the slip looks like a paycheck, anyway) is decent enough compensation for all the lack of internet usage. Well that was before, the internet is showing signs of improvement....

(at loooooooooooooooooooong last, or I'd still have to make do with candle lights. [just a figure of speech])

First its local floods, then an earthquake in a crucial area shattering internet lines. Now whats next? A mass-virus attack screwing up the lives of net users around the world? Or perhaps a meteorite crashing in the North Pole, decimating countries in its blast vicinity?

Only God knows whats gonna happen next. As for me, its time to rest in peace retire to my bed. Au revoi'r. Don't let the bed bugs bite.

The historical feat that wasn't wanted (or expected)

Headines in The Star today :

Johor Flooded

(central JB becoming a natural pond)


Wet wet wet day.

Johor came to a standstill yesterday when heavy rain which lasted over 24 hours - the worst in 100 years -caused floods in Johor Bahru and several major towns


(one of the landslides that occured...slick..)


And check this out :
35 cm of rain in just one day



sweet.



Whoever could've imagined that Johor, from all places, would suffer a flood this magnificient bad in a hundred years.
(think of all the people this past 100 years who didn't get to experience this)



To think I was sitting in my comfy home (and mourning), inventing my "arm", and slugging through Malay literature homework, without realising a piece of history (one which nobody wants, obviously) was being recorded at that very moment. Lets just hope something like that won't happen again...
(At least not as long as I live and also so that the Internet doesn't crap out again. Personal General needs above all else at stake here)

Of rainy days and "superpowers"

Past 2 days. Rain. Very very heavy rain. Which was rather sporadic in style.
(deprived of the Internet during that period. Had to lie in bed with Malay literature in hand. cried in agony. silently, of course.)

A scene of the gloomy skies that loomed for most of the 2 whole days it rained.
(Even at 11 am today it looked like it was 6pm)


So, in this dark hour, I went in search of a hidden power deep within me.....and this was what I discovered....



Ahhh....a repulsor arm. How sweet. Breaks down steel and flesh alike. Notice the high concentration of spiritual energy (reiatsu) and ....the glow...the wonderful glow....




Well, actually, thats just a result of 5% inspiration, 90% perspiration and the 5% of... boredom personal eagerness involved in the creation of this masterpiece. (with the help of adobe photoshop). I was kinda inspired to do the "arm" from Chad's right arm (from Bleach). Done yesterday.

Here are some minor variations of the pic above :

(with much more resonance as seen by excessive blurring, and some sort of "energy" flowing through my body...)

(OKAY this was my 1st attempt, over-did it and looks rather retarded [I think])

That was my 1st, (true) endeavour in picture editing. Turned out pretty reasonable for a first attempt.

now whats next I wonder....

A myth finally proven. Or has it?

Whoever said dragons never existed are in for a surprise.





OK, well that may NOT exactly be a Dragon but then again,What were you expecting?(a fire spewing kind like the one in Eragon?)


Regardless, it was found in MALAYSIA!!!Well, specifically its in Pantai Remis, approximately 70 km from Ipoh.

The fortunate/unfortunate (whichever one it is depends on your interpretation)catch is actually an oarfish (Regalecus russellii)

Its said to be the longest bony fish in the world






so much for dragons.

Catchy.Terms

Just thinking of giving my much, much, adored readers with something different for a change.

Catchy Terms(from MY point of view, anyway)

1) Pipsqueak
Sounds like a term you give to a plush toy, no? Actual meaning :

*someone who is unimportant and does not deserve attention*

now thats kinda hurtful, isn't it?

2) Excruciating

Well its a term a number of you are familiar with, but for me its still kinda catchy, in a way. The word itself implies something, well, excruciating. Pretty simple description :

*extreme.pain.

3) coup de grace (pronounced : ku de gra' [well, something like that])

Very French-y, I know. (It IS French, anyway, I think)

*to put it simply, a finishing blow to something/someone who's been gradually worsening to end their/its suffering

4) Innocuous

Sounds a lil' complex but with a somewhat simple explanation

*completely.harmless.

How innocent.

And now....my personal, most favourite term...

5) Meatbag
Now, don't bother checking a dictionary for that, chances are, you'll never find an entry based on that. Anyway my technical explanation of Meatbag would be :



*A cynically humourous term used to describe any organic sentient



You may have figured it out by now, but essentially, meatbag is having meat (muscles, innards etc) in a bag (skin). So there. It IS humourous. Isn't it? ISN'T IT??



It is.


To me anyway.


p.s. gonna add more words as more and more of them flow to the miniscule thingy in my head called the "brain" so check back a few days later for updates

More.Miserable.Tales

Firstly, I am NOT going to apologize for rattling more on MYSELF cos' to quote from a fellow blogger (a rather flamboyant one, I might add) :

"And since this is my blog, no one can rightfully accuse me of being narcissistic, or self-centered, or anything of that sort, since this IS, after all, my blog - and who else should its contents relate to or revolve around, but its author?"

Man, she always makes sense. Too much sense. Hope you're NOT reading this.

Regardless back to my self-centred point. The attack of the hay fever continues for the 4th day in a row and I can hardly do anything. The only reason why I'm even writing stuff in this so-called blog is because I have got nothing else better to do can't do pretty much anything else without feeling exhausted.

Did I mention?

I.Have.Asthma.
(desperately hoping for pity and concern from readers)




(at least theres a toy I can play with)


For those who don't know nothing, check -> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asthma
You'll get the picture

Well this doesn't really happen all the time (cos' if it does, I wouldn't even be around right now to talk crap) but right now, at time of writing this, I get tired just by writing walking. Saaaaaad isn't it? So basically I'm short of breath the whole day and the most I can do is eat, read Physics/Biology/Chemistry while lying in bed, sitting comfortably on my laptop to game or to write these stuff. THANKFULLY Unfortunately I can't really do my crappy torturous malay literature homework which is kinda left behind.


Lasted for a few days already....how much longer can I live like this?.....SOS....

Do drop by lines of concerns.....pretty please? (Content cut due to uber-lameness)






S.O.S -> Strip our Sorrows

The aftermath with a twist

Well, coming back from an awesome camp (saying that its ONLY awesome is quite an understatement) only brings along with it withdrawal symptoms and certain breakdowns.

I had hay fever for the 3rd day in a row!!!! Bless me, tons of tissue rolls met their ends....Rest in Bliss in the dustbin....

Even being preoccupied with Warhammer 40k DoW : Dark Crusade and going online (until my parents decided to...take drastic actions..you get the picture) didn't really help soothe the hay fever. Trust me, even now, I look like a zombie... my eyes are dead red and my nose was the equivalent of a central water pipe that has burst wide open...











Imagine my nose being something worse than like this



I could post a pic of me in this excruciating state, but I'd rather not for fear of freaking out any fortunate unfortunate soul who happens to pass by this so-called blog and drive him/her to insanity...

My appetite also suffered a short moment after returning from YouthQuake and could hardly eat a proper meal. Much better now though.

THANK YOU LORD




feeling tired...need rest....need it to stop.....blerrggghhhh (sfx: excessive sniffing)
*ah....ah.........CHOOOO*