Showing posts with label rare humour. Show all posts
Showing posts with label rare humour. Show all posts

Monday, August 24, 2009

From the man bound to get TER 99.95





Myren, its either you fock many prawns, or you fock one prawn, but many times. Which one is it?
-Sean Yap Zhi Yi, Ausmat 2009 @ SYCJB.
(again, correct me if I quoted wrongly. But its there or thereabouts.)











Good laugh, you prawn. =D

Friday, July 24, 2009

C - -

Todays been another freaking long day in life.





Classes - > Expo projects -> Moral exams -> more project modding.






Sean was really IMBA today

Discussing on teen pregnancy:
(words not 100% accurate, too tired to recall, but there or thereabouts. Sean, feel free to correct me)










Sean, Anu and I were discussing on an issue about a girl getting raped, being pregnant, and then thoughts of abortion, followed by our opinions whether we agree with abortion or not and why.( Just, don't ask why we're discussing about this.) And Sean comes up with this:









Sean : "For those who are pro-life, life begins at contraception......"



Me : "........you mean conception?"



Sean : "ahhhhhhh wtf wtf adfnrkjstbrkgbfeqrkkjd!!!!!"



Me and Anu: *LMAO*






and vivee decided to go on a killing spree









ok that pic was at the end of her rampage (supposedly on nick) cos my reaction was too slow, and she was real pissed when I took this. You can seriously kill a person with a brick. Or at least crush some limbs.








Got hold of weng's licence + IC


look at the IC!!!!




sooooooooooooooo cute!! muahahahahahahaha







Science Expo tomorrow. Sigh.





I know. No flow of ideas. I have failed Miss Thian (bio lecturer) again.

Monday, July 6, 2009

Epic fail





















Yee Han....you're too IMBA.

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Of sleepless nights, esprit de corps, and serums of oestrogen

7th-8th March 2009.
Leadership Camp for SMK Pei Hwa (which is in Muar, not JB) held at Sunway College JB.
I was there as one of the facilitators.
I was suppose to blog bout this last week, but too busy.
Anyway here it is.
First and foremost, apologies for the disjointed "story". It'll be too wordy if I were to add too many words. Repeated apology at end of story.
Just let the pics do (most of) the talking.



Opening speech by Ms Wong.



Krithika + Laliitha


There were like, 10 groups of participants, with the groups named with countries from A-J.

1st group activity

Joan helping out the group


Joey punching Penny. Miss Jade trying to act cute. =P


2nd group activity, which involved a lot of strings. Messing them up.
And untangling them later.




Participants setting up their tents


They put me to shame. I can't even set up a tent.



Nicholas acting cute thinks he's a referee.
Well, he was. Sort of.


Balloon bursting telematch game, which involves
racing under tables....


...and then bursting the balloons by sitting on them


Giant + shorty. Lol.


Lali + me. Believe me, the crap hair is a sign of fatigue and stress. Lol.



Emo people.


The dyslexic who overcame all odds, Lee Zhi Jie giving an inspirational talk on
the massive problems he faced in his early life, and how he overcame all those.
And for your info he scored 8A's and 2B's in the recent SPM. A gymnast who
represented Malaysia in SUKMA as well as the Youth Olympics.
a.k.a the "Happy morning" guy, as he's famously known for.



Actually, I already know him, but what the heck, another pic wouldn't hurt =P



The main feature of the night.
Dressing up Miss Sunway
p.s. Contents below are sexual in nature. Those below 18 should get parental guidance.

Oh. theres a catch.









Each groups Miss Sunway HAS to be a guy.
Teehee!

Initial planning.


Being a facilitator is fun. You get to watch guys getting tortured with make up,
glitter, foundation, lipstick and...



...boobs.





Pics below are EXTREMELY EXPLICIT. THOSE WITH LOW TOLERANCE FOR SEXUAL THEMES SHOULD LOOK AWAY like NOW.
actually, no.

























C'mon man. I might not live long enough to feel those again. LOL.
Fully rubbery and synthetic. Teehee!




Now comes the Miss Sunway catwalk parade.






A near sleepless night ensues (only one hour sleep) and then dawn breaks yet again...


2nd Day.
A HAPPY morning should start with morning exercise.



And after the points were tallied up from the various activities undertaken by the 10 groups, there were 2 teams tied for runner up spot and to determine who is above the other...







the 2 teams tied for runner up spot face off with each other by dancing aerobic moves
this ain't the full one. Only student ambassadors and the few Sunway staff know the full one.
teehee.






Student ambassadors coming on stage to show em' how it's done. lol
Managed to take this before I joined them.

Survey conducted. Look at the 2 posers. Harhar.


Group pic.




SYCJB Student Ambassadors groupie pic.
In case you didn't notice, I'm holding a stopwatch.



Calven and Ian realise that they miss the kiddies too much, and wanna join them
on their way back to Muar. Awwww...




Sorry if the "story" of the 2 days seem disjointed and confusing. I'm just lazy to add details. It's been pain staking just to upload the pics and put captions on it.

Friday, August 29, 2008

Of newspaper wizards and mutated buns.

23rd August 2008
A day where a group of convent girls gathered at one common place. To celebrate their years together. Of trials, hope, and lost love. Where a selected few guys attended, as well. Think we guys had a lot of fun?









Well, I forgot to mention.





Convent Old Girls.








Ok. So, lets just skip all the usual happenings as they're what you normally hear about regarding functions and all, speech, dances, food, the not-so-lucky draw, and games. Oh. yes. who would've thought that the boy who lived the squeakster Gabriel was to be the one I'd be seated next to and mingling around with practically the whole time?





I knew that quite some time ago. though









Now,the fun part. (at least, in the case of one particular squeakster)

The final touches




Y'know, Potter will be turning over in his grave






Videos of the *cough* boy who (didn't really) lived













And here are the various pics taken throughout the night (which isn't that many, really)


The same old conventional camwhore shot.


See the squeakster in his cutesy, pitifully adorable pose.






Gabs: gazzzorrr
Me: uhm. HEEHEE.


sunrae, don't die laughing.














cute buns. made with love. using chopsticks.

Saturday, August 9, 2008

Hysteria

Last year in high school may be the best or the worst time, depending if you're loving and enjoying every single minute of it, or despising it worse than the cina peks slurring with those colourful words of theirs. As for my class, its a bunch of loons and goons on the borderline between the "elites" and "the rest" (simply put, 3rd science class out of 5, the middle) and its all wacked up. Here they are. Random expressions taken randomly. Some for laughs. But most importantly. Its the memory.

Woi. Belum sedia lagi la oy. -.-




half baked shot. take 1



Take 2



Almost ready


The end product


So early. So dark. Yet Ilmanee still smiles through the dark in spite of it.
thank my cam flash for the dark effect. harhar


Not enough sleep. Don't blame me.



Take a good look at this pic...and then interpret it however you wish.




Shameless camwhore. I know.



The gangstas


The Boss

Thats whats on my mind every time I don the shades.







Looking to the future.




My emo shot gets screwed up by that stray middle finger. bleh











This one. The only non-class related pic.





Tis' be hysterical.












Believe me.
I'm amazed as to how I came up with THAT expression.

Cheers. For now.