
Pokedex entry of slowpoke in Pokemon yellow
| Incredibly slow and sluggish. It is quite content to loll about without worrying about the time. |
Slowpokes entry in pokemon red/blue
| Incredibly slow and dopey. It takes 5 seconds for it to feel pain when under attack. |
well, I'm actually pretty worry-free, too. Most of the times anywayNo, I'm not gonna be writing an exhaustive fan-boy post of slowpoke. (uh, though it's adorable, in a way.harhar ) Instead, I'm gonna break a startling revelation for everyone whom I've known, know, and about to know (thats, if anyone ever reads this at all. Which, to the best of my knowledge, carries with it a probability of 0.0534 per person...probably.)
In everything I do, I'm
about as fast as that fella up there. just pretty darn slow in (almost) everything I do. From getting up, to brushing teeth, to eating, to reading, to driving (yes, I AM slow while driving, contrary to what you MAY think) to gaming (not as high on reflex, again, contrary to what you MAY think)...
when running, (I can say it this time) I'm about as fast as THAT fella. Up there.
utterly slow in forming ideas and plans, in visualising concepts and....you get the point.
snail-like in forming impromptu (and equally barbed) responses to any sudden, stinging, scathing verbal attacks/challenges on me...whatever the reason
even my various neurones are apparently
high on morphine low on ATP or maybe they just go in a longer route in coils as I take longer than a split second delay to react reflexively (which may cause a few...usually avoidable mishaps. hmm) be it from pain receptors or......neurones for carrying data brought in by light (wow, light!) through the eyes and to the brain...
sadly its the same case even in understanding and absorbing the oh-so-important knowledge, be it in class. or whatever. Even my dad thinks I should have done A-levels instead of AUSMAT cos he thinks 10 months in a course is too short for this slow brain....sigh.
On a slightly brighter note, my saving grace would be...
1) I write pretty fast. Cos' if I don't, I probably wouldn't be able to complete most of the incessantly morbid essay papers in SPM (be it English, lovely Malay, History, the Sciences or...moral.) and I wouldn't be a ble to jot down notes sufficiently quick, too.
2) I type just as fast too. Maybe a bit faster. Or a lot more. Otherwise, handling more than 2-3 conversation windows on messenger isn't exactly gonna be something enjoyable. (what with all the complaints of me "neglecting" the others. Still happens when I have 5 or more to handle, though)
3) slowpokes can confuse people (via the Confusion move), so can I. (albeit in a different manner)
...still not good enough to balance out the slowness, eh...